Hey friends
Many of you may know that the cops raided my small infused skincare manufacturing setup last year. The law has finally reared its ugly head and I’m starting to climb the mountain of legal bills.
I lost my warehouse, equipment, income, and most of my life (still got my dogs and wife!). I’ve been living mostly off grid on some agricultural land, and have had a helluva year. I’ve got no running water (hopefully soon, I stink), and live in (the same year, make and model) the breaking bad RV 
. I’ve been driving excavators, farming, tending my medical grow, and truly roughing it. Bootstrapping it to the Nth degree to restart my life as a farmer.
Life hasn’t been easy, or kind, cops took most of what I was worth, and it hasn’t been easy to get my feet back under me, and now I’m getting spanked with thousands in legal bills.
I’m a bit embarrassed to ask, but would be eternally grateful for any help you wanna throw my way 
Many members here can vouch for my legitimacy and my circumstances. Happy to provide a reference.
I’m a filthy lefty, but I’m not just here for handouts!
I don’t have a lot to give. But I can provide the following:
$10 donation - tasteful nudes of a dadbod mullet man with his pickup truck
$20 donation - not so tasteful nudes, same theme
$50 donation - a written promise to never send you anything from the lower donation tiers. Plus I’ll send a bunch of cute photos of my dogs.
$100 donation - an hour of consulting! I’m excellent with alcohol extractions and finishing (dewaxing, evaporation, membranes etc.) Equipment sourcing. Mild chromatography knowledge. Excellent alcohol distillation experience (for craft or extraction). I’ve also built a couple of CO2 systems, so I’ve got working knowledge in that field as well.
$250 donation - my procedures and equipment setup for an easy high grade alcohol extraction setup. Requires a $25k budget to handle 100+lbs per hour into diamonds. (Note, the $25k budget is not compliant with C1D1, it’s real bootstrappy).
$500 donation - my easy peasy, no mystery peak, (65% d9, 5% d8, 30% CBD) 100% measurable cannabinoid CBD conversion Tek. It’s using very easy to access ingredients that can be purchased by nearly anyone. It is fully scalable to 100s of kgs in a run, and requires no inert gases. (note, this procedure requires distillation and chromatography for remediation. It uses acids and alcohols and I will not recommend its use for anyone who will not do proper remediation as it potentially produces mutagenic compounds that need to be cleaned via chroma).
$2000 donation - I will hold your hand (likely remotely) and provide you with a business plan, recipes, and consultation for a craft spirits business. I’ve opened one in the past, and have consulted for a few others. I can source your equipment, help with safety, let you know which engineers to hire, and more!
I thoroughly appreciate this community, what it’s provided, and I humbly ask for your help
Every little bit counts! If you’ve got any suggestions please let me know and I’m happy to do what I can.
Thanks! 
DM me for a crypto address or else @Akoyeh has kindly volunteered to handle Venmo for me, and then transfer that to me or else we can do PayPal as well
