Well… For the past few weeks I haven’t been doing much and I’m bored, and you know as they say “idle hands do the devil’s work”.
So you figure out an appropriate location and you open up a pizza place. You offer a free dab with pizza purchase, let’s say one dab for small pizza, two for a medium, three for a large. You will not be selling any of the dabs but only give them for “free”. I think you should have no more than 25 to 50 cents per dab cost in raw material, if people don’t have their own apparatus then maybe 5 cents more for a disposable plastic mouthpiece to the apparatus so as to keep it more sanitary, and the added cost in labor to make that possible, the cost of all of which you will “bake in” to the price of the pizza to the customer. As long as your pizza is decent and as crazy as it may sound this might be a good idea.
How about if someone walks into a restaurant and eat too many tacos and gets into a wreck and kills a small family?.. By the way when you say small family do you mean a family of midgets? or do you mean family few in numbers? Not that it makes a difference just curious…