Post deleted due to negative responses. God bless
Lol.
Just build one.
These things aren’t rocket surgery.
What a rip.
I’ll come to your lab and build an FFE for $40k.
Call me.
Max vac is equal to… earths atmospheric pressure? Are you saying that you too can achieve ultimate vac? Why does the pitch start off with such an awfully composed opening statement? Max vacuum is equal to 14.7 psi… what is this I don’t even.
The whole structure of this is trash- you get to go thru my books every month to determine your take? Fuck off with the weird hustley bullshit.
2 Likes
Man this bandwagon is getting full.
2 Likes
Damn I missed it what were they pitching ?
1 Like
Someone was leasing falling films for an absurd price monthly. Basically you could buy one from China or build your own for what they wanted to lease it to you for. Can’t say I’d fall for it but I’d imagine there’s someone out there, a sucker is born every minute is what they say…
4 Likes
Its sad how much you guys just assume and dont ask about specifications . The prices have actually lowered so mistake on my part there, but in socal there are lots of companies starting up that dont know much on the science side. Part of why one of the many additional services we offer is technician support 24/7 we will fly to your lab to resolve any issues…
3 Likes
So you want to lease expensive equipment to people that have no experience and can’t operate it properly at an absurd price, got it.
3 Likes
Anyone wanna lease my system while I lease your rolls Royce lemme know
3 Likes
Ha again with the assumptions… yes we totally just keep our clients in the dark and dont teach them anything to take advantage.
You guys have a good one 
2 Likes
they wanted to lease them and get a share of your profits made from leasing them it’s so much more convoluted than just leasing junk FFEs from China and hoping they break so you can play jet set equipment tech and fly all over fixing junk.
4 Likes
I just reiterated what you said, if it sounds ridiculous it’s because what you said was ridiculous, you want to lease equipment for over 100 thousand dollars a month to people that don’t know how to use any of it or know about “science” as you put it, and you’re going to personally be there if anything goes wrong or production gets jammed up because they don’t know what they’re doing? For 100k a month and a percentage of my profits you better get your ass in there and do all the work too. Smells like a crock of shit to me but what do I know I just own my own lab, facility, and equipment and make money doing it…
8 Likes
Uploading to laugh at the typos and terrible business plans and even worse idea to post it here for us to shred.
7 Likes
You say it as if were seeking people that dont know what they are doing at all. I never said that you’re assuming further than what I’m saying. We come in like a big brother and show our clients everything. Aside from offering 24/7 support physically, unlike any other company, we also do a monthly maintenance on all pumps and gaskets. I dont know many other manufacturers with machines capable of 5+ gallons per minute. With that volume money is made back on the first run. But you guys already have it all figured out.
You must not have anything better to do
1 Like
I mean, in all fairness… There’s a ton of people on here with no clue what to do, and too much money. Then there’s this guy with a complete albeit overpriced package.
I mean, I could build the FFE for your monthly lease, with the same throughput. But I’m not a dummy.
However, there’s statistically more dummies than there are smart people. So who am I to criticize your exceptionally lucritive business model.
It won’t last forever, but you certainly might make money for a few years.
7 Likes
You can build a machine capable of producing 1135 Liters an hour?
Hey so screw that shady business deal when I got a thousand bad ass, high tek, super uper duper bridges for sale! Never owned a bridge? No problem, one of our extremely experienced bridge consultants will fly out to help you with your bridge 24/7! Should anything go wrong, trust me it won’t but should that chance happen never fear! You can always jump off of your bridge but in article 47 Section D of the bridge owning contract, the balance due on your bridge will be passed on to your next of kin. It’s a great time to own your own bridge so please call us at 1-800-UGT-TOOK! We have customer service specialists standing by around the clock! Don’t forget, the firs 47,000 callers get the fam deal of buy one bridge get the second one at twice the cost!
18 Likes
Yah, it’s just surface area & energy calculations. Then make sure your pumps can keep up.
But I’ve been evaporating alcohol for a living for 5 years now.
Like I said, your client is someone with a bunch of money, zero know how, and wants to gamble on the cannabis industry. You’re filling a niche.
Is it overpriced? Almost absolutely. Are you the best option for some people out there, probably.
But you’re also posting in a forum that’s chock full of people with a ton of know how and not much money 
If your business model works then laugh your way to the bank 
4 Likes
Actually alot of our current clients are large well know companies/brands. And yes I realize now this was the wrong community to share this with…
3 Likes
Who knows.
Play your cards better, build value, and you might get a few nibbles. There’s some people on here with way too much money.
But you certainly have to have a strategy to deal with the majority of posters on this forum, that they (do/think they) deserve to be wealthy for what they know. If you can prove there’s true value in your proposition, then who can argue.
5 Likes