What kind of “high clientele” processing tech company measures temperature in farenheit and writes their pitch sheets like an MLM ad on Facebook?
@Rowan does have better things to do, which often includes calling our green tax snake oil men who try to prey on the wrong people. $120,000/month? What kind of meth are you smoking dude?
If you work with such reputable and large companies why don’t you get one of them on here and give a testimonial? Surely if your services and machines are worth it then someone would be willing to come defend your honor right?
Biggest in the industry Instagram, they’re so huge they need a private account and post lots of pictures of cash to prove it. This guy/group wreaks of scam.
I don’t think anyone here is being negative. I think everyone here is being realistic. Like if someone can buy a piece of labware for the price you can lease it in 2months w/o having to sacrifice product, then it’s safe to assume they’re going to buy the piece of labware.
Yes we have several different versions of drawbridges! Please send your real name, address, phone number, email, ss#, a copy of your birth certificate, bank information etc. and we’ll be sure to get our catalog out to you asap. Thank you
Hey everyone these bridges are flying out the door! But never fear, we are making more as we speak. We also do customization so please just let us know what your needs are and we will do all we can to provide the exact bridge for you.
im looking for a real specfic bridge…im looking for an EXACT copy of the SF bridge. It has to be completely constructed out of vibranium. I need towers built on the tops for my pegasus’ which are just about to give birth if anyone is looking for a baby pegasus. You see im a verified vendor
My friend you know we got you covered! Again just reach out to one of our CSRs, they’re available 24/7, they’ll hold your hand the whole way, even for that very first walk across your bridge! 1-800-UGT-TOOK
And as always mention the fam deal and it’s buy one get one at twice the price.
This is like if that Brosiden shit met that Medusa - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy aphrodite bitch and Hermes Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would be the pegasus that they birthed.
Well I should’ve known you would have only the best of the best. So in all seriousness (just for a second) I breed and train Belgian Malinois for personal protection and sport protection (seriousness ends now ) I’m wondering if we could maybe do a cross breeding with your Pegasus?
