Pine Resin Remediation from "shatter" (D8 distillate slabs)

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That’s nuts!

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By my experience, pine resin burns well so feel free to make torches I guess. BYO pitchforks though.

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Add some true terps botanicals and it’s like one of those obnoxious sickly sweet air freshener candles when you torch it up

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You’re just washing it out or what?

I guarantee when an analyst sees the forest of peaks in a D8 sample their confidence goes out the window…

Sure on their CoA its all roses but it when your quantifying shoulders of shoulders on the chromatogram… that will not be reproducible… not even by the same analyst on the same machine a day later. Simply put, LC-UV/MS (how just about every lab quantified cannabinoids) is not fit for D8 conversions… works perfectly on flower, dabs, vape carts, and everything else though.

Now am I going to go set up my GC to quantify cannabinoids just for your one shitty illegal product I only get 300$ per sample for? Mmm probably not… just going to keep flinging you “accurate-ish” LC results. And you are going to keep ignoring my warnings of massive impurities peaks and just swallow my CoA because it says 95% total cannas.

And thats the D8 - laboratory relationship in a nutshell. Expect it during your interactions if you have anymore.

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“Flavor extracts” and “Trichome productions” two companies in CA both sell various flavors of pine tree sap labeled as shatter in clubs.

How can nobody be prosecuted for this?

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Can’t? Or hasn’t been?

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What could be done?

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Ahhhhh so your lab and your accuratish results are the pinetar slabs of the shatter(ish) community. Honesty has to be worth something, but hard pass. Also, I don’t fuck with non-weeded weed, the same way I don’t fuck with non-alcoholic beer. But I catch your drift.

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You only need 40 samples to pay the unit off at that sample price (an SRI GC that is). So maybe.

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All accuratish results come with a handy little astrik next to them that indicates “NOT AN ACCREDITED ANALYTE” and up at the top of such CoA it would of course say “FOR INFORMATION ONLY, NOT FOR COMPLIANCE”. These CoAs would not prove much to any health authority/LEO because none of the testing was ever accredited, I hope you guys understand that, all these CoAs are just for RnD between businesses basically.

It all looks very official, but the labs are not beholden to any lab/accreditation authority when we are reporting information testing. We could literally not even be doing the RnD testing and not ever be caught by an audit, but I promise we do the work… This is pretty much the regs all canna testing labs are operating by when it comes to RnD. GLP (or ISO quality system) does not equal accredited analytes.

Pine resin is definitely a problem for TX… we’re getting shit on from CA and OR with this shit coming in. Annoying as fuck actually. I took a dab and I had residue on my teeth after and my lungs started failing… ( over-exaggeration obviously )

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:man_detective: looks fire tho bro
Got to trust your source even more these days i guess

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Don’t buy from people you don’t know. I know it’s difficult, but I personally would only deal with people that will stand behind their products. Someone you know, that will work with you if some weird shit shows up.
I’d be looking for the dude that sold it to me, and I would make sure I brought some friends to “witness” him throwing the first punch (if it comes to that).

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you guys in tx look like you have the fire weed and shatter… maybe this is why @moveweight was so hard on d8 in the beginning…

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Best post of the year…

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That shit is everywhere in the south

Totally killed the traditional shatter market

Gotta love the guys saying they getting cheaper from Cali out of state then real shatter cost in CA

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I know a company that does & sadly they call it “terp glass” my god it’s just thick shatter. Nothing special. Not a innovation. It made me very wary though that residuals were present since it’s such a thick slab when they do it. But ya know horses & water right?

Lol…huh? Live resin does not shatter…it sugars…