Montel MegaPost

The only time @Montel mattered

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I got 5 on it

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This is hilarious and brilliant.

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Shit I’ll pay for the whole thing…… someone write up the cameo and I’ll enter my payment information

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It’s someone they hired to do SEO/backlinks/YouTube ranking shenanigans to game the algorithms. Most likely from another country. Pretty common. Just rare for you to see on frequently trafficked message boards because it’s always removed as spam. On the short term it doesn’t affect a number of ranking metrics if the post gets removed by a moderator so it’s incentivized to just spam wherever you can get away with at first for short term ranking boosts.

They don’t reply because they’re not paid to do that. They just dump X number of links/guest posts and move on.

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Dude…please.

“I’m the real montel, the one and only montel fucking Jordan, here to say fuck fake montel…this is how we do it”

Fun fact I love the song “this is how we do it”. And had it memorized in HS

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$25 for Montel to interview Thumper

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Then he’d have to show his face……. Have thumper as a blacked out figure with altered voice :joy:

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Hahahahahah drinking a double ipa

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Montel offers him a regular ipa and thumper slaps it down….

“I told you ass holes double ipa, DOUBLE”

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He can wear a thumper mask

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I’m broke, but I got $10 on whatever one of these plans actually happens…lol

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Any contribution is welcomed. Every little bit counts to make our community a better place. God bless

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Dear god,
Fuck montel

In Jesus name, amen

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Alright heard. Call this strike 2. One more post out of the mega thread and I’ll initiate a temporary silence for spamming @Montel

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You need gummy molds? @Montel

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How much does he pay you to go easy on his butthole?

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No wonder he sends his cronies to interact with us :rofl:

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If you look at their post history they at least tried. Yall can really come off as keyboard warriors sometimes. Still, if you cant handle the heat and send a bot or intern to post your ads prepared to get btfo like a viagra bot.

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LOL give the viagra bot a double dose.
Some deserve the wrath of the keyboard warriors and some don’t. We all know where Montel falls. Time to get out my keyboard warrior face paint kit.

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