Bro it can be 99.9 d9 thc and as long as it’s made from hemp. It falls under the farm bill. Don’t forget your pocket sizes card. I never leave home without it!
my meth is legal because its hemp derived
drug screens coming in hot in 3, 2, 1…
RIP to all the dudes on probation thinking D8 won’t show up or thinking the D8 they get is 100% THC free
And all the corporate chads
Imagine if Walter White found out about growing hemp lol…
“Jesse, we need to grow hemp and convert it into mystery chemicals”
Kind of makes me wonder. Drug tests use hplc dad and gcfid according to the one I just took. The hplc would just say it’s thc bc they coelute but I wonder if they look at the gcfid and say well hold on, maybe this THC is d8? I doubt they’d care and just fail it anyway.
Just need your farm bill card to show the PO…. He or she will understand once u explain it all
My urine contains less than 0.3% delta 9 THC, totally farm bill legal
i distill my piss to clean the D9 out so its compliant
Exactly they don’t care lol.
Distilling piss is the way the element phosphorous was discovered
From the royal society of chemistry:
Phosphorus was first made by Hennig Brandt in Hamburg in Germany in 1669. When he evaporated urine and heated the residue until it was red hot. Glowing phosphorus vapour came off and he condensed it under water. And for more than 100 years most phosphorus was made this way.
Thanks for the idea when I start my garage lab
Neighbors: what the fuck is that absolutely horrid smell
You rang?
I was waiting for you to show up 
“Jesse… we need to cook”
It is not like we did not try to alert the people some times before… 
I already knew shit was hitting the fan
Shit always hits the fan
Y’all are trying to clean up your hot UA’s and I’m just in the lab pissing excellence.
Considering they don’t actually look for d8/d9 when they do drug tests, you’d be fucked either way.
Typically they’re looking for THC metabolites which stay in your system waaaaaaaaay longer.
Lawyer in the article sounds like a typical douche. People think lawyers define the law, so they give them money, then when they go to jail anyway, the lawyer just keeps their money.
Shhhhhh, you’ll summon the resident d8 defender around here that totally has lawyers on deck ready to defend the legality of all hemp-derived compounds with highlighted and circled cell phone screenshots