So like 99% orange hair and bad trim combo.
It’s so fucking sad to see that 15 years ago I was selling better weed in Boston (literally down the road from where this dispo is, no less) than you can buy on the shelves. But then again our team was growing it our god damn selves and were proud of our work. I suppose I’d fuck off too if I was someones 20 dollar an hour lackey though.
Yeah there’s a little trim on it. Dense orange haired nugs but when you break it up with a grinder it’s not all hairs and doesn’t incinerate so it’s well grown it’s one of the best things I’ve smoked in a while but I’m pretty sure you’re right about there being better grown shit.
They should let me take the pictures of the actual product using a 200MP camera because @SubstituteCreature made a great observation based on the stock photo BUT the nugs are actually trimmed pretty well and it’s really good looking, feeling, tasting shit with a wonderful aroma. I think up-to-date pictures of the current batch of the final product that’s out on the shelves is what should be used for marketing.
Though, what I seem to notice is there’s absolutely no where in Massachusetts at least that you’re going to find nugs that have been trimmed by hand after machine by people wearing fuckin’ jewelers loops so I expect there to be trim in 1 in 4 ounces I buy. This one had very little trim on the nugs but I’m not putting it past at least 8 ounces being covered in trim and someone is gonna get those ounces and they’re gonna hate their life.
I had a jar of trim from an ounce I got. I got an 8th of trim from an ounce that I dumped onto a sheet of parchment threw on nitrile gloves and played quality control. I hated every second of it because it was soul crushing knowing I spent 180 for basically dirt mersh covered in trim. I think I ended up making rso with it and called it even.
grease monkey x cap junky
tropicana cookies x amnesia
golden goat x jet fuel
green crack x super boof
Your photo looks so much better lmao
Holy fucking shit, I have seen millions of examples of the nug sold being uglier than the picture but never the other way around!
Thank you 
Mersh cookies. I swear there’s no way to make any Tropicana strain be good. I’ve wasted money on a few strains that have Tropicana bred with it because it’s just dirt. The running joke with Double Tropicana was: “it’s so cheap but I wasted my money on double mersh.”
Tropicana bred strains are the reason I started looking up the lineage of every strain I buy now, before I buy any strain because I don’t want to get fucked over again by purchasing anything that remotely has Tropicana in its genetics.
Oh it’s like that in ⅔ of the dispenseries advertising in Massachusetts. I’ve been turned off from buying something one week and two weeks later I’m buying it cause I smoked it with my friend who ends up getting the strain I didn’t buy because of the stock photo.
I put super boof in that category. Moth ball funky lemon zest terps. Beautiful plant, but the smell turns my stomach
Idk what kinda superboof you were smoking but the batch i just grew and processed smells like and tastes like raw fuckin oranges
Cross it with Burnt Orange 
CROSS EVERYTHING ORANGE TASTING AND SMELLING WITH BURNT ORANGE !!!
Amnesia would be better suited being crossed with like Wedding Cake or Super Silver Haze flavor wise.
I have had some excellent tropicana cookies out of live soil, among my favorite ever actually
anyone ever had anything that tasted like a pond? like algae almost, or moss. was some mystery bag seed crosses, tasted like smoking a mossy mountain stream
I had a fairly expensive cut of Cadillac Rainbow that should have been named Dumpster Celery. It was strong but horrible. It did make my favorite Gator Breath cross so far. I’m sure potency dropped a point or two, but crossing it got rid of the awful celery flavor.
Speaking of disgusting terpenes. Buddy of mine has a “pheno hunted” cut of carbon fiber. Whole trim room smelled like burnt rubber after that one
Coffee creamer smells like heads to me
Carbon fiber and Permanant Marker don’t do it for me. Just because you can do a terpene doesn’t mean you should!
My customers always wanted the latest and greatest, but they always came back to fruit (Apple Fritter, Lemon Cherry Gelato) and pine/sandalwood (Gorilla Glue).
My dream crosses would be going back to pure landrace equatorial sativas crossed with pure Eastern indicas. I think we really lost the plot with a lot of those classic terpenes.
I would really to take old school landraces and cross them with popular modern strains to make like “Acapulco Cookies” and “Panama OG”