Welp, they’ve K2’d their way to making synthetic cocaine alternatives! Synthetics for everyone!
"Our mission is to provide a fast, effective energy boost when you need it most. We’re not in the business of pushing boundaries irresponsibly or promoting illicit substances. Instead, we’ve taken a well-known, FDA-recognized ingredient - caffeine - and another naturally occurring substance - inositol - and found an innovative way to deliver their benefits quickly and efficiently.
The decision to create a snortable product was driven by science, not shock value. Nasal administration is one of the fastest and most effective means of delivering substances to the bloodstream. By absorbing directly into your system, Bump bypasses the digestive process, offering a quicker hit of energy than oral caffeine products. The rapid onset of effects also means you need less caffeine for the same benefits, reducing overall intake."
Eat your hearts out kings. Go crazy! I’m sure it’s less crazy than MDPV and that was the OG bath salts “cocaine alternative.” Nevermind potential psychosis and becoming a lizard man!
Let’s just stick with coffees prime ingredient and add synthetic sugar our body makes!
