Walt White Needed!

Lab Director/chemist needed for alkaloid/cannabinoid company. Looking for Walt White to join my team. Someone who can help create new products naturally and synthetically. Hydrocarbon experience would be a great plus. This can be a full time or part time position.

Contact me if you want to join the team. Great opportunity for the right chemist to grow with us.

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sent you an email

Location?

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Why would you want to hire a complicated antihero whose relentless ambition destroys everyone he loves?

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That’s the secret ingredient. @oscar

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venuta ca

Just say it, you wanna make some meth.

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Ha no quit.

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@Photon_noir might know a guy

You remember that time photon got rolled for scamming people in the industry and had a huge PayPal problem. That time loud and clear labs exposed the scam and everyone went in for the chargebacks for a bogus subscription he was charging people? Pepperidge farms remembers.

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I don’t.

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Yea it was shortly before his falling out with br instruments when he was informed they wouldn’t give him a free machine. Specifically from not contributing anything, and finding out his papay money was being refunded to people in the industry. Here I’ll give you a refresher. It’s when he made a fake “industry trade secret” document that he distributed to people and then guaranteed them unlimited tech support and insider sops month after month for having a monthly sub to him. And included a carbon acidic powder flask dump. Then telling people ambiguous reasons why they were getting lower d9 and ruining a bunch of people’s material. Obviously he didn’t offer support and was charging people money for things that weren’t even secret. Straight lying to people.

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I miss vic

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Was one hell of a good guy

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That’s disappointing.

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Usually people want “the right chemist” because they’re unable to grow and need an expert to leech off of and carry all of them.

Seen this story here a thousand times.

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The right :wink: chemist

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I’ve only heard good things about him

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Seen it too, but what I’ve seen as well is clowns running around with little to no actual experience talking about being cannabis blenders and chemists. Asking for consults and then to becomes employee just to completely run the company to the ground while collecting a paycheck. The only true success and management stories I’ve heard is where the lab managers and lab techs got a crappy base pay and then were bonused on their actual output weights and quality results moving material through the company. All of these scenarios the lab guys and chemists ended up making more money than the quasi consultants. Jackasses who run around trade shows and link up meetings acting like consultants are the fucking worst.

99% of the time they are just calling all their friends and cannabis supply companies asking for advice or walk through a to fix a issue or remediate a result.

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Are you og_extracts?

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