Being a retard on Future4200 equals having a super good time.
I used to have a hunting knife from harbor freight in my freezer and I filled the handle with water. I called it “freezer knife.”
I was going through “a phase.”
I thought it was the funniest thing on the planet at the time. I was going through my early 20’s and I was like what’s the most American thing I can do today and it was the 4th of July and I bought that and laughed so hard 'cause the most American thing I could think of was buying a hunting knife from a discount hardware store that will never be used for hunting 
I think I used it one time outside for opening a package or something and then left it outside cause I was like fuck it all I’m never gonna actually be using this thing so I ended up just throwing it out in about a year or so but it was really funny to have a knife in my freezer.
We want girls jumping on trampolines, monkeys and midgets!
We want beer! As long as we’re on the air so help me God the show will end every episode with girls jumping on trampolines!
The Man Show was so underrated.
Man I miss Farley
Goofy on some boofy
Rape on a vape?
Art on a Cart…
No horror movie buffs I take it haha
I think I already shared this in the music thread, but it’s a great tribute.
