Hahahaha oh god if it were only that easy

The first time i stole a car with a buddy as a 15 year old we neglected to replace fuses the yard took out for fucking idiots like us so the whole ride home…was that! Also for the record the car was owned by friends of ours but got into a slight fender bender…but all 4 people in there were stoned as fuck (this was like…2002? 2001? Still super illegal) so one asked for the ladys insurance info…the others stripped the plates and reg then bolted.
Life experience is life experience I guess.
I hate to be the one to inform you guys but my god we’re all gonna fucking die.
If any of you are Lewis Black fans…this is going to be stuck in my soul for quite some time. IF IT WEREN’T FOR MY HORSE…
I love you, Doctor Kazaa!





















