The Final Boss of Edible Recipes!

Hello science fans. After tons of testing, I have found a way to create instant-acting cannabinoids with a very low failure rate. My previous SOPs were laden with unnecessary steps, primarily due to my incomplete understanding of what mechanism made my edibles so unique to begin with. After my last foray here, I was a bit distraught about this issue. I tried to study the mechanism further, but to no avail. So I decided that I needed to do tests on the function of every step of my process. And after a slew of tests, I developed this:

INSTANT-ACTING THC SOP USING PHOSPHOLIPIDS AND SUGAR:

Test Batch size of 20g api. This is just a reference batch, these ratios can be scaled up or down. The ratios can also be altered. Ethanol can be substituted for isopropyl, with some minor modifications. But this sop uses isopropyl because it’s way easier to work with. The final product contains no isopropyl, but I know some people want to avoid the fumes from iso. I’ll post the ethanol recipe soon, but try to work with this for now.

INSTANT ACTING THC USING PHOSPHOLIPIDS AND SUGAR

COMBINE BOTH FORMULAS FOR FULL FUNCTIONALITY

This ingredient list is shared between 2 batches. The first recipe is designed to produce a broad spectrum of phospholipids with a surfactant tendency. The second recipe creates a broad spectrum of phospholipids with a detergent tendency. They can be consumed together or alone, and I recommend you experiment with them individually. The surfactant recipe is better for topicals that get left on the skin, ethanol containing tinctures, and infusion into various cooking oils. The detergent recipe works better in non-oily foods, soaps, drinks, highly acidic mediums, and things that you want to foam up. Each recipe is saturated with antioxidants to ensure that ROS aren’t injected into the intracellular membrane. And I recommend experimenting with different antioxidant sources/quantities. For example, if your final product intends to contain high quantities of acids, then you can substitute Vitamin C for Guanylate. There’s alot of ways to tweak this format, and one can achieve various unique pharmacokinetics and solubilities by doing so. The sugar is also only present to function as a heat-tolerant dry crystalline adsorbent, feel free to substitute it for anything with similar characteristics. The real rub here is this: Make an emulsion, clarify it, and then pour it into a heated medium that rejects your solvent, adsorbs your water, and provides a path for phospholipids to striate into fractions. Crystalline sugar is chosen for this task because it exhibits all the proper characteristics, but salt and various absorption methods can be used. The key thing is to rapidly heat the emulsion while it rests in a hygroscopic medium that won’t allow any pooling during any part of the process. Ensure you’re using dewaxed cannabinoids for max effectiveness. And most importantly, have fun!

Recipe 1 and 2

20g API(noids!)

100g Dry Soy Lecithin

220g MCT oil

10g Vitamin E

75g Distilled water

400g 99% IPA

3g Sea salt

300mg guanylate

Side note:

Guanosine monohydrate is preferable for a guanylate source, but disodium guanylate can be used in a pinch. A water based extraction from dry shiitake can be utilized to acquire the monohydrate, it takes roughly 200 grams of dry shiitake to get 300mg guanosine monohydrate. I’m not entirely sure how it works, but the guanylate causes a feeling of rejuvenation. It could be from some type of antioxidant property, but I’m not educated enough to speculate much here.

RECIPE 1(lysolecithin micelles):

5% vinegar 50 g | citric acid 2 g

RECIPE 2(transfersome):

omit vinegar + citric acid

EQUIPMENT

oven/convection oven

Second warming space/oven

High-walled Pyrex dish

Mason jar + fresh lid

Ziploc bag

Laser temp gun

Scale

  1. LECITHIN HYDRATION — 24 HR AHEAD

Add 50 g refrigerated dry lecithin to ziploc bag

Add 50 g distilled water gradually

Gently knead until no dry spots.

Push out air, seal bag, refrigerate 24 hr.

Before use: remove from fridge, bring to room temp.

  1. API ALCOHOL MIX

Add 10g API to 200g 99% IPA

Warm gently to about 100°F

Mix until API fully dissolves

Add 3g sea salt

Add 10g MCT oil

Mix uniform. Keep warm/set aside.

  1. LIPID ADDITIVE MIX

Combine 100 g MCT oil + 10 g vitamin E

Mix uniform. Set aside.

  1. SUGAR BED

Place 500 g sugar in high-walled Pyrex

Use dish size that gives several-inch-deep sugar bed

Heat in oven at 280°F

Confirm sugar bed temp with laser thermometer

  1. LOOSEN HYDRATED LECITHIN

Mix 25 g distilled water with your guanylate source and add to hydrated lecithin

Gently knead in bag

Let it rest for 5 minutes

Add 20g@100f API alcohol mix

Gently knead

Rest 10 min

Add another 20g@100f API alcohol mix

Gently knead until pourable.

  1. TRANSFER TO JAR

Pour lecithin mixture into 100f preheated mason jar

Warm jar in oven or water bath til internal temp reaches 120-130

Keep lid loosely sealed so it never produces more than 1-2psi

  1. ADD MORE API ALCOHOL MIX

Remove jar from heat

Gradually add 100g@100f API alcohol mix

Stir gently but avoid any aeration.

Loosely seal cap again

Return to heat source until internal temp reaches 120-130

Allow to sit for 20 minutes

  1. ADD HALF LIPID ADDITIVE MIX

Remove jar.

Add about half of MCT/vitamin E mix

Stir gently

Loosely seal cap jar

Maintain 120-130f internal temp

Recipes 1 and 2 are identical until this step, they branch off right here.

A9) ACID MIX

Combine 50 g vinegar with 2 g citric acid

Stir until dissolved

Heat to 120f

Set aside

A10) ADD ACID + REMAINING ALCOHOL MIX

Combine remaining API alcohol mix with vinegar/citric acid mix

Heat to 120–130°F.

Slowly add into main mason jar

Stir gently, avoid aeration, maintain temp

A11) CLARIFY

Warm jar til internal temp reaches 130-150°F.

Allow mixture to clarify; may take 10–40 min

Do not remove from oven til it clarifies completely, adjust temp and jar pressure to achieve this, just be careful, you never want more than a few psi to form

Do not shake

Once clarified, proceed

A12) ADD TO HOT SUGAR

Remove hot sugar bed from oven.

Pour remaining MCT/vitamin E/guanolate mix evenly over sugar

Slowly pour clarified jar mixture over sugar

Pour gently/evenly; avoid splashing/aeration

Keep face away from vapors

POUR VERY GENTLY AND DO NOT ALLOW THE MIXTURE TO MAKE CONTACT WITH ANY PART OF THE DISH

Adjust pour rate accordingly to achieve this and ensure to coat the sugar as evenly as possible

If done properly, the solvent should be completely gone at this point, but there will now be water in the sugar crystals, so we have one last step

You want to ensure that the formula doesn’t melt the sugar crystals, they won’t dry properly if you allow them to dissolve

Move as fast as possible during these final steps

A13) FINAL HEAT

Return sugar dish to oven.

Heat until sugar bed reaches 260°F

Remove from oven

Let it cool in a dry environment for 1 hour(dehydrator preferable)

A14) BREAK UP / SIFT / LABEL

When cool, break clumps gently

Do not crush sugar crystals more than needed

Homogenize batch

Sift if needed for even particle size, but avoid crushing into powder

Store and label “Recipe 1”

RECIPE 2— NO VINEGAR / NO CITRIC ACID

B9) SKIP ACID STEP

No vinegar. No citric acid.

B10) ADD REMAINING ALCOHOL MIX DIRECTLY

Add remaining heated API alcohol mix directly into main jar

Stir gently, avoid aeration, maintain temp

B11) CLARIFY

Warm jar til internal temp reaches 130-150°F

Allow mixture to clarify; may take 10–40 min

Do not remove from oven til it clarifies completely, adjust temp and jar pressure to achieve this, just be careful, you never want more than a few psi to form

Do not shake

Once clarified, proceed

B12) ADD TO HOT SUGAR

Remove hot sugar bed from oven.

Pour remaining MCT/vitamin E/guanolate mix evenly over sugar

Slowly pour clarified jar mixture over sugar

Pour gently/evenly; avoid splashing/aeration

Keep face away from vapors

B13) FINAL HEAT

Return sugar dish to oven.

Heat until sugar bed reaches about 260°F.

Remove from oven.

Cool fully at room temp.

B14) BREAK UP / SIFT / LABEL

When cool, break clumps gently.

Do not crush sugar crystals more than needed.

Homogenize batch.

Sift if needed for even particle size.

Store and label “Recipe 2”

Final blends can vary in ratio, just be aware that you need atleast 20% detergent blend to prevent the surfactant blend from causing excessive tissue gumming. If the formula gums up it will lose it’s effectiveness and cause a slimy film. Play around with different ratios to see what you like. The lecithin to api ratio can be altered to produce various flavor profiles as well. At 6:1 or above dry lecithin to api, you will stop noticing the api’s flavor. Anything below that will taste increasingly more bitter til you reach about 3.5:1 dry lecithin to api ratio, at that point the mechanism of action begins to malfunction. Although, I have seen formulas as low as 2:1 still retain water solubility and high bioavailability. But we are looking for more than just water solubility or high bioavailability here. Something magical starts to occur in the nervous system at ratios over 3.5, and the effect seems to fully max out around 8:1. You’ll know exactly what I mean once you try it. Good luck!

And here’s a tldr rant about why I do all this:

The reason I’ve released my tech for free hasn’t changed since my first post. This tech is a gift in my life and it has completely cured things that seemed incurable(multiple infectious diseases and my gut lipid motility). The traits it exhibits are beyond description to those who’ve experienced it. I’ve made thousands of batches while employing methods with extremely high failure rates, and i did it all so I could chase this magical anomaly i found 15 years ago when I accidentally made my first batch of this stuff. I have no formal education and I never intended to develop anything like this, atleast until I saw deep suffering in a loved one. People who know me are aware that I married a woman who had Lyme disease in my early 20s. At the time, I had no idea what lyme even was. Several months into our relationship she progressed into late stage Lyme disease and started experiencing seizures, rapid weight loss, along with a plethora of other crazy symptoms. I watched helplessly as she wasted away in front of me, until one day I convinced her to hit some weed in a bong. Her fingers were curled, her eyes were lazy, she couldn’t walk, and I figured it couldn’t hurt to try anything. I had watched a documentary about weed stopping seizures and I just wanted to stop her seizures. So i loaded some og, and after she took that hit she stood up, uncurled her fingers, and told me to get her some food. These are things she hadn’t done in months, I was blown away. She started smoking daily and I was even more shocked when she fully regained mental clarity, stopped having seizures, and started gaining weight within a week. She had a miraculous recovery that got better and better, til one day it didn’t. The weed began to quit working as her tolerance built. She slowly slid back into seizures and wasting syndrome. And after so much I couldn’t stand to just accept that the weed only worked temporarily. So, I started studying chemistry, biology and various drug delivery technologies. I was a sponge and I stayed up long nights eating shrooms and studying every perspective I could on the subject. I prayed and cried constantly during this period. My life was shit and this girl was my whole world, I refused to lose her to this b.s. CIA created disease…that’s another rant for another time…But, after a bit of studying, I found some papers from the 70s about liposomal encapsulation and the massive promise it held. Then I started studying how gpcr receptors can can retreat into the intracellular membrane in a process known as endosomal reticulation. I also studied first pass metabolism and enzymatic deactivation of ligands. And once I grasped enough biology, I began to see a solution. I had to learn so much terminology to even read these papers because I am a high school dropout and all I was ever good at was mechanical devices, computers, and internal combustion engines. But I absorbed enough to start doing experiments using phospholipids and cannabinoids. My original understanding was shit and I made hundreds of batches that did nothing. But, then one night I made a solution that I poured into a pot full of hot essential oils. And when I reached down to touch it after stirring it, i got ridiculously high instantly. A finger dip sent me to the floor in a blinding white out and i started seeing geometric patterns all throughout my visual field. I closed my eyes and had a wild experience that can only be described as highly entheogenic. After about 15 minutes I was able to stand, and when I did I immediately knew I had to give this to my wife. So I did, and it immediately brought her back to the fully healed state that weed originally brought her to. She was hooked on the effects, and I was addicted to the idea of this novel mechanism. So I tried to make it again, and I immediately hit multiple issues. I had not documented the original methodology and I couldn’t remember everything i did. I only knew what ingredients I had used and the quantities. But I kept trying because I knew I had discovered the answer to her problems. And after about 100 more batches, I was successful at recreating the same effect, but with a cookie this time. That let me know i could create this effect in an edible or a topical. So I kept going and making batches using a poorly refined method and kept studying science. My original method was only successful about 1 out of 5 tries, and it would only stay active for about 24 hours after production before it would quit working completely. So, id have to make batches all day and night while immediately testing each of them on myself(and my stoner friends)until one would work good enough, and then I’d immediately rush it to my wife. This went on for about 6 months before she completely recovered. She has now exhibited no symptoms for 12 years, and she is in exceptional health for her age. After her recovery we were completely broke and our families had both excommunicated us for using weed to treat her. We both basically came from families that were heavily involved with fundamentalist Christian cults, and they both had a no-tolerance policy for any substance, especially weed. So we were infinitely grateful, but stranded and stuck in a cold world with no careers or money. I kept refining the tech endlessly and it slowly got better over the years, but it profited me very little money and slowly drove me deeper into poverty and lunacy. Eventually I got involved in some crazy weed smuggling things and got arrested and put in prison down in Texas for a few years. She left me while I was locked up. My wolf died and I lost everything I owned. It was just like a country song. But, I walked out with the knowledge that I had discovered something truly magical. So, I kept working, and working, and fucking my wasted life up even more…but then I saw that light again, albeit, with lots of help from the indole goddesses. And I’m proud to say that I cracked it wide open about 6 months ago, finally. And I think that’s enough speech of my genesis. Just know that this thing came to me and it’s made for you, and you, and you, and all the sick little people who need it. So, flame me if you’d like. But just know that I am not a trained scientist and I didn’t decide this path, I’m 39 now and it’s all I’ve done for the past 16 years. I’m here for those who need me, and I’ll endure those who fight me. I love the people who latched onto me when I posted my cellular wafers thread. I was planning to permanently disappear from society after I posted that thread. I was desperate and lost, and only I had produced this tech. I halfway thought it was all one big hallucination. So I posted everything I knew because I thought some smart people on here might finish what I started. But, the immediate response I got made me stick around to answer questions. And to my amazement, several people made the magic successfully. After that I knew it was real and teachable. So I was renewed. But I also knew it was super clunky and very unreliable. I couldn’t really adapt it to new equipment or spaces. I tried to rapidly educate myself and failed when I was put on the chopping block in Eugene. But @photonoir latched onto me and taught me sooo much. He believed in me and so did several others, and that’s the only reason I’m here posting this SOP today:)

:zzz:

Make a video, no one is trying this gobbledygook as written. Especially since you refuse testing.

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What kind of bs is this? He said he spent 20+ years developing this 3 years ago. So he should have been developing this for 23+ years.

But he found out about it 15 years ago.

Does this tech also make you time travel along with. Curing almost any condition?

This guy is obviously nuts and started smoking crack again.

Also, learn what a paragraph is, only a cracked/methed out person would write walls of text like you do.

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I copied this into ChatGPT and here are your results:

Terms Used Incorrectly or in a Misleading Way

This is where the post starts drifting into “kooky.”

“instant-acting cannabinoids”

Not impossible in principle — nanoemulsions and sublingual delivery can accelerate onset — but the author presents this as radically novel and near-magical.

Reality:

  • Faster onset THC formulations already exist commercially.
  • Effects vary enormously person to person.
  • “Instant acting” is marketing language.

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“broad spectrum of phospholipids with a detergent tendency”

This sounds scientific but is vague/imprecise.

Phospholipids can have surfactant properties, yes.

But:

  • “detergent tendency” is not a meaningful technical classification here.
  • It’s pseudo-technical phrasing.

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“surfactant blend causing excessive tissue gumming”

This is not recognized biomedical terminology.

“Tissue gumming” is essentially invented wording.

Could they mean:

  • mucus formation?
  • sticky residues?
  • irritation?

Maybe. But as written, it’s nonsense jargon.

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“striate into fractions”

Wrong usage.

“Striate” means striped or streaked anatomically. It is not standard chemistry terminology for phase separation/fractionation.

They likely meant:

  • separate,
  • partition,
  • fractionate.

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“inject ROS into the intracellular membrane”

Scientifically incoherent phrasing.

ROS are chemically generated reactive species, not things you “inject.”

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“heat-tolerant dry crystalline adsorbent”

Partially legitimate but exaggerated.

Sugar can absorb moisture somewhat, but it’s not a sophisticated adsorbent medium in the way silica gel or molecular sieves are.

The author is inflating mundane physical behavior into sounding advanced.

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“mechanism of action begins to malfunction”

Used very loosely.

Mechanism of action refers to pharmacodynamics, not recipe ratios “malfunctioning.”

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“fully maxes out around 8:1”

No evidence provided.
Reads like anecdotal numerology.

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“water solubility and high bioavailability”

Common supplement-industry buzzphrase pairing.

Often used as if they automatically equal dramatically better pharmacological effects.

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Probably Invented or Nonstandard Terminology

These are the biggest red flags.

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“endosomal reticulation”

This is not a standard biomedical term.

They likely mashed together:

  • endocytosis
  • endosomal trafficking
  • reticulation

It sounds technical but isn’t established terminology.

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“cellular wafers”

Likely their own invented branding/jargon.

No recognized formulation technology by that name.

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“detergent blend”

Not an accepted cannabinoid delivery category.

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“surfactant blend”

Not entirely fake, but used like a proprietary technological category.

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“tissue gumming”

Basically made up.

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“indole goddesses”

Psychedelic mysticism language.
Probably referring to tryptamines/psychedelics.

Not scientific.

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“the magic”

Repeatedly framing the formulation as mystical rather than measurable.

Major pseudoscience indicator.

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Claims That Are Scientifically Extraordinary / Unsupported

These are the most problematic parts.

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“completely cured multiple infectious diseases”

Extremely unsupported.

No evidence.
Huge red flag.

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“cured gut lipid motility”

Not a recognized diagnosis.

Sounds improvised.

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“instantly got ridiculously high from touching it”

Topical THC absorption does not realistically work like this.

Especially not:

  • “sent me to the floor”
  • “blinding white out”
  • “geometric patterns”

That sounds like:

  • exaggeration,
  • contamination,
  • another drug,
  • or storytelling.

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“restored late-stage Lyme disease”

Very implausible.

Cannabis may help symptoms:

  • pain,
  • appetite,
  • sleep,
  • seizure threshold,
  • nausea.

But this narrative is drifting into miracle-cure territory.

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“weed stopped seizures and reversed wasting syndrome in a week”

Extraordinary anecdote without evidence.

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“the formula fully healed her for 12 years”

Again:

  • anecdotal,
  • medically unverified,
  • extraordinary claim.

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“CIA created disease”

Classic conspiratorial thinking.

Major credibility collapse point.

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Structural Signs of Pseudoscience

The writing has several common pseudoscience patterns:

  1. Overcomplicated Process

Massive procedural complexity creates perceived legitimacy.

Many steps likely do little or nothing.

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  1. Excessive Precision

Example:

  • “120–130°F”
  • “1–2 psi”
  • “clarify 10–40 min”

This creates the appearance of rigor without evidence the parameters matter.

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  1. Emotional Revelation Narrative

Common “outsider genius” arc:

  • no formal education
  • persecuted
  • rejected by establishment
  • discovered hidden truth
  • miracle cure
  • everyone mocked me
  • now sharing freely

This is extremely common in fringe-science communities.

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  1. Mixing Real Science with Mysticism

The author combines:

  • real chemistry terms
  • neuroscience jargon
  • psychedelic spirituality
  • conspiracy language
  • miracle claims

That combination is a hallmark of “science-adjacent” pseudoscience.

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What Might Actually Be Happening

Underneath all the mythology, there may be a partially functional cannabinoid emulsion process.

Some plausible realities:

  • lecithin can improve emulsification,
  • emulsions can alter onset,
  • smaller droplets can increase absorption,
  • acidic processing can alter phospholipid behavior,
  • MCT oils help cannabinoid delivery.

None of that is revolutionary.

The “magic” likely comes from:

  • dose variability,
  • altered absorption kinetics,
  • placebo,
  • expectancy,
  • psychoactive amplification from emulsification,
  • inconsistent formulation,
  • or embellishment.

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Overall Assessment

My assessment:

Real science content:

~35–45%

Misused science terminology:

~30%

Pure speculation/pseudoscience:

~25–35%

The author is probably:

  • genuinely self-taught,
  • has experimented extensively,
  • understands some practical formulation concepts,
  • but dramatically overinterprets results and lacks scientific controls.

It reads less like deliberate fraud and more like:

  • obsessive self-experimentation,
  • folk pharmacology,
  • internet chemistry culture,
  • psychedelic thinking,
  • and grandiose pattern recognition.
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Cool ideas. I have been in cannabis for well over 20 years and have been working on various technologies related to this long before i created it. I was just a casual hobbyist before I developed. Also, this is totally irrelevant. I’m just gonna block people who don’t have substantive critique of the method or questions. And now you’re erased from my view

You are very wrong sir. Lots of people tried my previous SOPs, and lots of people succeeded. This one here is foolproof too, you’re welcome. Nobody cares what you have to say if you are too lazy to try it out for yourself. I won’t waste this thread engaging with idiots. This tech can be saving lives very quickly if people adapt it. This isn’t about you bud, this is about people who want medicine. I didn’t post this with any interest in talking to the local armchair scientists. No edible method on earth even comes close to this tech. So sit back and observe, you might actually learn something new

You can have it back, I’m good.

Can it? lol

Cool

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Again, I do not care about you or anything you think. I’m trying to be nice because I think you’re actually a nice person too. Being mean to each other is fun, but this thread is for amateur chefs who wanna do something cool. The product works extremely well and everyone I’ve given it to is always impressed. It needs more fine tuning, but I’m doing this for free, so please give me some leeway here. My life is immensely better because of this tech, and I know it can do the same for everyone else

Where are these 1000x potency edibles you were promising us? I don’t see anyone reporting they ate a 1mg edible and saying it got them more high than a 1000mg one.

So, let me get this right, these edibles are 1000x potent, cures any illness and let’s you time travel now?

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lol “another drug”, that checks out. @CellularSecrets is actually just microdosing lsd in every gummy.