Rowan.Works

@Rowan has been indefinitely suspended from this forum for drunkenly demanding the millimeter dimensions of @BrotanicalMatt ‘s neck for the sake of modeling a custom decapitation device that was dreamed up somewhere on the island of Kauai- he redacted his statements shortly after they were sent to @BrotanicalMatt and apologized profusely, citing something something Irish blood sport - but he was reported to the cyber police and has been working out his next moves…

Well, that is all he seems to do anyhow- so anyone interested in what @Rowan is working on can follow @Rowan.Works on Instagram - he is prepping and pouring an epoxy floor for a bottling facility as we speak and would love to share this DIY project with the community

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Side note- I am NOT Rowan as many seem to have mistakenly guessed- I am a friend, fellow scientist /engineer and collaborator and am taking charge of his social media accounts in order to harness his powers for good- and to reduce the amount of irrational lashing-outs.

Stay tuned

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so you’re basically a cyber nanny for someone incapable of Impulse control?

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Lol

No, it’s Rowan, just him being weird as fuck again…

Omni is now just another character in his book lol

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Follow Rowan for DIY home improvement on IG?

Internet nanny… you’re drunk

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A sisyphean task, truly

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