Montel MegaPost

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No I don’t want Jimmy Fallon, Kimmy Jimmel, that weird Bri’ish guy with a square head and the other one people forget about, on here trash talking Montel.

Although it would be entertainment, they should just call each other and do it.

Whoever got those big foot stories needs to apply their passion here.

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I have a story of how I fucked a sasquatch

Gather round

Do you know day and night? Those are night. They are also god fucking awful wannabe versions of one man who mastered late night shows 60 years ago

They’re popular enough and obnoxious enough to all be the same in my books

Well I wish you and your sleep schedule and time perception luck

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Thanks.

Currently on about 8 hours of sleep

Usually its 6-7

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Jesus how do you do it. Some heroes we see every day

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Lots of “fuck off alarm clock” mornings

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Yeah! what is the secret to 6 hours or more sleep? I’m lucky to hit 5 lately :confused:

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Dabs.

And food

Wait about 2 hours after the food, dab, then sleep. Dont wanna fuck your metabolism

A psychotic child

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Still out of likes but I will be liking these.

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Montell Jordan- “Montel Williams, this not how we do it.”

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Now time to make 3 batches of 600 gummies today by myself.

I’m eating, going to shower, then start up some work when the dishwasher is done. My molds are in there

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It’s got a 100 character max….

We will see if he agrees and does it


@Pupparoo

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No fucking way

You madlad

Wow.

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100 Characters? Muahahah we got this in the bag

Hey Guys my name is Montel Williams and I am so sorry for spamming your website without being an active member of your community!

With that said, I’m going to change the script a little and join the Good Life Gang! See you at MJBIZCON!!!

P.S. Kamala was 6/10 at best

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Have him say “I still love you Ms. Harris” then after that he dabs

Nah hes gotta rank her LOWER. 4/10 at MAX