It's Spooky Season! (Let's Watch Horror Movies)

Harvest season means it’s almost Halloween. I loved Halloween because you could dress up and be anything you want to be. I have seen the Misfits quite a few times live and love scary movies. I know people either love them or hate them, but I even got my wife watching them and she’s a weenie.

What are some good Halloween scary movies with jokes (Evil Dead 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Gremlins, Jennifer’s body for example)?

What are some genuinely scary movies (Insidious, The Grudge, Terrifier)?

If you aren’t a film buff, just feel free to chime in with what you love about Halloween!

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The Substance

Thought it was great!

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Such a good recommendation that I forgot all about. The visual tone of this movie is fucking incredible. Putting it on the list.

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Cabin in the Woods is always my #1 pick for this category

  • Hereditary (if you watch it through the mental health lens)
  • Hereditary (if you watch it through the ‘it’s all real’ lens)
  • Midsommar
  • The Blackcoat’s Daughter

Personal recommendations:

  • YellowBrickRoad. Campy, semi-found-footage film about a town where every citizen simultaneously disappeared during a showing of the Wizard of Oz. Shows its age a bit but is generally very entertaining. (this may just be nostalgia)
  • Blair Witch Project. The gold standard for found-footage horror.
  • V/H/S and V/H/S 2. Anthology horror footage
  • Grave Encounters: probably the most visually terrifying of the bunch.

If you like gore: Hostel, Cannibal Holocaust

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I’ve always enjoyed Session 9, but find most people haven’t heard of it. Even though the premise might sound cliche, it’s damn good & leans a tad more realistic compared to some of the more supernatural/“monster” focused films.

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Jokey

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Not so jokey

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Love me some ichi the killer

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Blood Gnome [DVD]

Most of the movies I really love are either retarded comedy or absolute gore fests with dumb fuck jokes so I’m sure throughout the day i’m gonna keep going ‘OH SHIT! I FORGOT ONE!’

I very very very strongly recommend Cannibal! The musical

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Sleepaway camp trilogy are good ones. Maybe not over the top scary but worthwhile if ya haven’t seen them.

Wife and I saw cannibal the musical in denver a few years a go. Keeps coming around. Thinks its playing this year too.

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@SubstituteCreature Cannibal the Musical was one of my favorites growing up. I watched a TON of Troma. I guess that explains why I was a weird kid.

Battle Royale was some great film making. You might also enjoy Suicide Club and Juon (The Grudge in America)

I forgot about They Live with Rowdy Roddy Piper. Good flick.

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Anyone like the old Coffin Joe series?

i dont really find movies to be all that scary anymore; which sucks because i loved em when i was younger lol

if your going for the best “scare factor” then the best scary movies ive seen have been Japanese or Korean horrors.
the Japanese film Click was insane the first time i watched when i was a teenager. (i was also frying face, so that might of had something to do with it lmao)

when i was living in Korea; Train to Busan just came out and i went to watch it in the theatre; great zombie flick forsure one of my favorites.

American horror has tons of good stuff;
insidious is probably my favorite
The Ring is really really good (the american version is better imo)

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Watched a taiwanese one last night(incantation). Turned it into a video game. We watched a few korean ones as well.

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Classic

The Hatchet series is pretty decent for horror comedy

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Psychological thriller/horror.

This one goes hard AF.

Some of my favorites are The Descent, The Shining, Cannibal Holocaust was pretty gory. I thought The Conjuring was one of the better horror movies to come out in a while.

Of course the old school Exorcist, The Omen, Rosemarie’s Baby are particularly scary if one was raised Christian. Even more creepy are the events surrounding rosemaries baby like the murders, divorces, actual place it was filmed… etc.

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Sinister scared the absolute fuck out of me as a teen tripping balls

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