I was going to respond to your comment in the other thread; You went straight from pondering how to use a nasty carcinogen to touting how easy pyrophorics sound as an alternative.
Big yikes man. Being complicit around chemicals that have no respect for human life (yours and those you are not authorized to unknowingly put under their guise) is low and lame. Go look for a lab job where you can do these things in a properly funded and secured environment.