Methylhexanamine (DMAA) and all the various amphetamine analogues that came after like DMBA, DMHA, and N,a-DEPEA
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pre - 2008 there was this drug in every gas station. it had like 15% alcohol and you’d drink one and enter a worm hole of malt liquor. Each can seemed to have like a pint of liquor and 6 key bumps of cocaine in it. this drug was later dummed down and reformulated but we all can remember *sort of * spending 2 dollars to enter into another dimension. this dimension was always filled with bad decisions and eating another gas station drug called roller machine hotdogs at 2am.
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One very stupid thing an old friend and I did was took a bunch of boner pills to see what would happen:
You just feel like you have a fuck load of energy and like your heart is gonna give out. I guess after a certain amount it’s not about how long the boner will last because the boner isn’t gonna happen. Death might though.
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It was alcohol, caffeine and wormwood extract with the thujone removed like absinthe light.
I remember trying to sleep and my eyeballs twitching like a tweaker after one of those. I would be like a zombie the entire next day.
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Like, an 89 Mazda b2200 key, or one of those German car ones with the big ol grooves?
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That’s the perfect size
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After an anhydrous acetone extraction and filling the entire indentation?
(I wouldn’t know, I’ve just worked in sales for 15 years?)
“The few times I did were the few times I shouldn’t have.”
-You mother fucker I should’ve never trusted you
… Ahhhhhh FourLoko when FourLoko was FourLoko 
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Then the behind the counter pressed 5 & 6-APB
For those who wanted rolls that were obnoxiously long & intense
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Anybody remember this drink?
Got me started on energy drinks back in the 90’s at the local Boys and Girls Club.
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my favorite from the 80-90s was jolt cola… LOL
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I was a Surge man, thanks to the kid from the Sandlot:
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they didnt have commercials for ghetto jolt cola…
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has anyone mentioned fake piss yet
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Gas station? I paid 100$ last time I needed some synthetic urine. Not sure I would have got that job if I had went with the gas station variety
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Yeah that was the first thing that came to my mind. I mean they wouldnt have been so popular at the time had they contained the caffeine and Asprin.
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Was just about to comment jolt was my first energy drink. Then they fucked with it and it wasn’t good anymore, it still sucks now.
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Yeah I’m 100% sure the minis had nothing else except ephedrine HCL if I remember correctly it was 25 mg and a little bit of binder (microcrystalline cellulose). If you wanted caffeine pills then you needed to buy No Doz pills