Actual product names I’ve seen on shelves. I realize likely nobody here really does that shit but damn man some people have 0 discretion. Whats next? Bro check out my newest product, I call it “Child Brain Damager/Please Arrest Me For Weed, 1 Gram Live resin carts” BTW the cannabis one is because legally its a distinct term from hemp.
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Chad just called he’s pissed you just used all his trademarked terms! Cease and desist letter is being sent your way from my attorney Brad.
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Chad9000 carts FS
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I’m guessing he would not approve of a couple of my product names…
How’s… Atomic Buzzer sound? LOL
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Cannabis is not a legally distinct term that separates it from hemp, you’re thinking of ‘marijuana’. Hemp is cannabis.
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Bro, I called out a company that labeled their CBD derived D-9 carts “rosin” carts.
Gross the “buzz words” they’ll use just in hopes of an uneducated sale.
Kind of kills my soul a little… well, a little bit more…
F*** me for learning things, I should have just bought the carts, this world is stupid.
Why keep cranking on good ol’ single solvent distillation and rosin if hemp boys are just gonna be complete buffoons and get people to buy into buzz words, rather than use definitive terms that define the products that are being pervade.
Somebody gave them folk money dang it…
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Also, I prefer to name my wax “autism zazzlepants” you know, for the edgy kids nowadays…
we will add k-pop idols to the packaging and add “Supreme” logos everywhere 
f@$% it, right?
@MillerliteRN sounds like a prelude to what’s happening in geopolitical relations, people are worried about that, that’s good marketing.
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Not my opinion, but, pretty darn close.
I named our gummies “Robot Nipples”. Just trying to save all the chillren
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Do it for dem chillen’s.
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There are like 20 different brands named Flourish. Go back to the drawing board people, it’s been done!!
How the fuck do you infuse incense with CBD. This is peak snake oil right here.
This is honestly so flagrant that I think this company could be taken to court over false advertising, cause I can garauntee theres not one drop of CBD on them, not that it would do anything anyways.
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I can sale you the SOP.
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Lol
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That packaging wouldn’t fly in Michigan. Nothing cartoon like or deemed appealing to children allowed.
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The words on them are all wrong… we are working on the art and information placement only… I dont even make d9 rock candy . Lol
We have a knucklehead in the Dallas area that sprays: all the chips, cookies and candies… all the while using 90% identical packaging from the original manufacturer…
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They must think stoners are children with the looks of those graphics.
That’s right! Use decent and honorable cannabis names like T.I.T.S, Cheetah Piss, Wet Dream and Dog Shit.
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Lmao.
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You really missed the opportunity to have sleepy Joe and Putin hovering over their atomic buzzer. Tsk, tsk, for shame.
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