Well, I mean this sincerely and unironically, the first issue is that you tried being straight with the government.
When are you small businesses going to wake the fuck up? I’m still looking into opening my own hemp, and based on my previous experiences opening up businesses it’s best if you just give them the least amount of information possible and tell them nothing. Don’t lie, just don’t tell them ANYTHING. You’re opening a retail location and you are vending federally and state legal products, that’s all you tell them, EVER. Outside of the taxman I think it’s none of their business.
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Yeah he was just a psycho. I’m down for the revolution but not that down.
Either way I wish you good luck on your endeavors. Also I’m sure it depends on your area but I would also consider the cost of hiring a security guard/ fire arms training. The sad reality is that while it’s “just hemp” you are going to be a bigger target for robberies than the surrounding stores, so it’s best to be able to defend yourself or scare off would be robbers with security.
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Maybe just only take payment in obscure cryptocoins.
Sorry bud, no cash here, just cumrockets. You’ll need to wait 30 minutes for the robbery to validate on the blockchain.
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It’s not the worst idea to at least have BTC as an option. Especially if he has any plans for a webstore to mail out products.
I think I might of choked a bit lmfao 