Closed Loop Accidents

[WhereAreTheStones]

Don’t put extract on your stove

I recently had an incident happen at the workplace, a colleague of mine had brought in our batch from the backyard through the front of the house and set it upon the stove resulting in vapors falling and hitting the pilot lights underneath. As I hear him say “—— it’s on fire, it’s on fire!” I think for a second that this is no joke and turn to look down the hall and I all I see is him in flames exiting through the front door. He managed to save the day by grabbing the Pyrex and hurling the flam…