Casinos/Gambling

I know. November most places other than Florida suck. :joy::rofl::joy:

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I love fall, my favorite time of the year.

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Fall in Florida after the hurricane has been phenomenal. God feels like I’m back up north.

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I dont like casinos. It reminds me of a rave on nitrous where i can tell theres an evil entity in charge.
Im playing in a casino over 12 hours a day but at least the poker room is seperate where you cant hear the slots. I went down to party the past few weeks because they have a party at the bar near the tables. last saturday i was jumping up and down/ dancing and my pants fell to my knees. It was hilarious but im wearing a belt always now.

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TIL Thumper is the Nitrous Mafia.

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Always keep 3 to the Royal.

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^^^ fuck yeah
I like poker, real or video machine,
But I also love to eat, and Fogo de Chao is amazing all you can eat meat, a little off the strip…

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most of my nitrous was in a dark backroom of the rave playing jungle… Snuggles - Strictly Jungle 89.3 FM Chicago 8-8-95 - YouTube funny enough- im staring at a whip it that I attempted to use on my dog

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wheres-the-beef-wendys-commercial

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Leave me alone. This is the first time in 3 years someone hasn’t threatened me I’m gonna get punched in the face….

While no one has ever followed threw, I figure let’s see if others can be talked into it.

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I’m sure if you ask nicely, someone would be happy to change that for you.

(It’s not gonna be me, brother)

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sounds lit my gf would love that.

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the damn casino security stole my phone. I left it on a charger, the poker room manger found it and remembers it to a t including specific area of damage. She gave it to security and now its gone forever. Im gonna have to not tip to make it back. I tip 100s per week but maybe ill quit tipping at all? Im gonna at least have to talk to the higher ups in security so they can find who the thief is. I contacted security 4 times over it and it went zero with ZERO documentation of the theft.

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Some of the video poker machines do actually have positive odds but you have to play perfectly (which is somewhat counterintuitive and easy to mess up) plus the hourly even if you do win is probably less than minimum wage.

If you can find a table that pays 3:2 and allows insurance a basic strategy can still get you to like 50.45% and they do exist. Honestly the casinos don’t really give a shit because most counters lose money when they get tired and make mistakes. I honestly think that’s why a bunch of casinos still don’t run snails.

Then there’s dollar blackjack at slots-a-fun. If it’s still around, the value proposition of the free drinks is pretty solid lol

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I questioned where my phone went 7 times. In the end a poker dealer went down and asked and they had it? i got the phone back but i was already saving a ton not tipping.