Casinos/Gambling

Ground Up Think Tank
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I love casinos. I’ve had really good luck the last few times I’ve been out to Vegas. I tend to play slot machines on the end if someone is winning. I switch whether I’m winning or losing at the top and bottom of the hour because that’s when they tend to randomize the odds.

Baccarat and playing red/black with roulette is essentially flipping a coin with ~49/48.5% odds. If you lose, you switch sides and double your bet. With deep enough pockets ($2500 or so) you always get your money back on the original bet eventually.

If you watch baccarat strategy at the tables, some players tend to go up $10 or down $10 depending on if they win or lose a hand. It’s what I do if I want to sit for more than a few hours. I tend to know if I’m going to win or lose for the day with my strategy after about an hour.

AgTonik doesn’t have a booth at MJBizCon this year, although I’m not sure if I might just come out. I know Future 4200 has some poker players with weed money to blow here . . .

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Blackjack teams were the only way to get your odds up. But with facial recognition and an insane amount of decks have pushed that to be 50/50 at best (likely less!).

Check out MIT’s historical teams.

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I used to love the show Breaking Vegas. Nothing better than when ppl outsmart the house. I’ve been to Vegas twice this year and never bet a penny. Not enough time to learn how to win lol.

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I’ve got blackjack hands tattooed on me. Nuff` said.

You’ll know where to find me :wink:

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I feel sorry for Vegas every time I go so I leave them my wallet so they aren’t so depressed when I leave

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My winning strategy for casinos:

  1. Go hungry to the all you can eat crab buffet.
  2. Leave
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This ^^^ should be my strategy.

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Weds night at the palms they got all you can eat Maine lobster for $70. I’m hitting that bitch before the glg. Either I’m gonna be full or sick all over the glg. Lol. :lobster::lobster::lobster::lobster:

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Never had Maine lobster, but I got crabs at the fair in Connecticut once.

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I don’t think @qma ate lobster before I took him to all you can eat lobster either……

What’s up with you all??

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The Woodstock fair!?!?!

…Or the Big E. The woodstock fair was our little local fair that brought everyone together as I’m originally from CT (but got the fuck out as soon as I legally could)

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They didn’t like my betting strategy at the Paris, so I’m not allowed to go anymore. We go to the South Point now, who has a lot more chill.

That also happened the same day I met @Miles-Beyond

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It was a joke @Killa12345.
@SubstituteCreature what can I say?..im a sucker for big hair women. It was like the land that time forgot. Think Bon Jovi video… I was livin on a prayer.

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Oh my god dude it really is! I swear to god every single mom dressed like they were en route to a Poison show until the fucking mid-90s! Just now are people out there remodeling their wooden-paneled-cigarette-stained-yellow living rooms from like 78’ hahaha

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Well…this was 1994 so…

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Yes I shall gamble and lose my shirt. This is my strategy.

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The first time I had lobster was at 6 years old lol. The last time I ate lobster before all you can eat lobster was in 2017, when I got tried with a pregnant lobster and avoided the dish for yeatrs afterward

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My bad dog…… you should come to Vegas to help me instigate forum beef. :joy::rofl::joy:

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November in Nevada tho?