Looking for kegs in all the wrong places? (solved)

Looking for a 100liter keg in Eugene…

Looking for the OEM version of this critter.

While I could chop the legs & trunk off this abomination, and beat it into a semblance of the object I desire, that’s really not the correct route.

Before I order a new one to modify, I’m wondering if anyone within 100miles or so of Eugene has one they’ed like to turn into cash?

I realize it’s a long shot…