Proud of you
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You know those stories about people who need like a chunk of their intestines removed cause of so much shit in them? You know that reaction you have when you first hear it, the no way how is that even possible?
I did not get any part of my intestines removed. 
Get backed up for 11 days and youâll hold on to a newborn baby sized shitâŚ
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You had a butt baby?
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Chanterelle cream sauce, saffron rice, seared beef âstew meatâ
And beef liver pate for babe, her second ever food
More beef stew meat, poached egg from our birds, salmon lox from an ocean chinook I caught a couple weeks ago, taters from the garden
Homemade pasta, one of the ways we preserve eggs
Bear meat chop cheese sandys
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I canât wait to move to South America and only eat what I grow on my property and trade with neighbors for.
I didnât name it because you know what they sayâŚso I flushed it
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12 pounds and 11 ounces. Took 7 hours in labor. Another 48 to recover.
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Iâm about to drop a third generation blackened seasoning mixture on you. As far as I know this originally came from my grandmother then to my dad and then to me. The way to properly cook blackened is you get all your seasonings together, you bathe whatever meat you were trying to blacken in ghee, and then you proceed to coat the meat with the spices.
True foodies, or people that think that theyâre amazing chefs will say the only way to properly cook blackened meat is in a cast iron skillet. I beg to differ I do it pretty damn good on my grill! Spices to follow:
Two tablespoons of paprika, one tablespoon garlic powder one tablespoon onion powder one tablespoon cayenne pepper one teaspoon of sea salt or seasoning salt whatever itâs your choice, a teaspoon of pepper, a half a teaspoon of oregano a half a teaspoon of basil and a half a teaspoon of thyme.
If you do it on the grill, just make sure that you spray the grill grates with Pam or some kind of non-sticking agent. If you do that itâll keep all the spices on the meat and not on the grates in the grill.
itâs a wonderful hump day meal I can promise you that! Hope you fuckers have a good night
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Gonna try this when I buy more chicken thigh
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I ate corn and pooped corn like 12 hours later- no clogs.I havent had constipation in like 25 years or more but I poo beer. I still remember the day my hemerrhoid became painful⌠I had eaten some shit called moroccan salsa was driving to get salmon out lake michigan and had to hold it in while driving till I got to burger king. That salsa stung like a bitch and kept burning for years.
Pork chops also
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I dont have ghee. But I bought some duck fat to give away at xmas and accidentally hit the reorder every 6 months button. So now i have duck fat to cook in.
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I have a giant piece of pork on the grill rn!
Thank god I have another piece lol
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There are no accidents
if you cook it sous vide in your cls collection it comes out perfect. Then fry it in the duck fat to finish it.
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I own a crock pot but not a CLS
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You can make some banging ass pulled pork in a crock pot!
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Just use regular salted butter. Thatâll work good enough as long as you donât slather it on like a madman
Or just clarify your own butter, but make sure you use a very clean stainless steel pan
Just do some research on clarifying butter youâll figure it out. You donât have to buy key all you really need is butter and a clean stainless steel pan
they even sell ghee= i get it, higher smoke point but i like butter like whole milk. I went on a fishing trip with a loser and on the way up to up michigan he had me buy milk- he wanted skim milk. First- i dont drink milk , i can cook it but what kind of adult drinks milk. when i was a kid i was eating cereal at like 1 am and got a buzz on my apt. I let them in because i was a kid. they come to my house and ask for someone and i say no. Then they ask my name and i told them and they busted in??? I was a day late on paying off my cannabis charge. They busted a kid eating cereal late at night because I owed 200??? they brought me in and everything. I still remember too many details, the retina scan was new then and didnt work. Then we took an elevator and the cop said specifically- âsomeone dun took a urinationâ when we got in the elevator. i hate milk and cereal since then My po said pay it prior to the next visit which i was gonna do but the dates didnt match.