Things you can say about your setup, but not your girlfriend. Been seeing this around on Instagram and wanted to see if any of you thought of something funny
You should see when I’m packing her column
Smells like a skunk…
Its old af and i need a new model
Come watch her squirt…
Never killed anyone…
Things you can say about your setup but not your wife…
It’s cheap to upgrade
Ready to suck at the flip of a switch
Maintenance costs are negligible
Never talks back to me or annoys the shit out of me
It will run wet, dry, dirty or pissed off. Just clean the joints and it’s rtg
Honestly though I love my wife and I’d never say any of this shit to her face
It’s not much but it’s honest work lol
I wish the guy who made it had paid more attention to symmetrical curves.
Ooooooo YOUR ACTUALLY GIVING ME MONEY WTF!?
Let me show you where the doodoo butter comes out.
i got a cheap chinese bitch but boy does she pay off!
She aint pretty but she pays
It makes a turd.
This thing demands your respect, if you do not accurately monitor its gauges and warnings and provide constant attention and maintenance it will absolutely blow the fuck up and kill you…and this over here is my CLS.