Go ahead and disregard the context in which I’m suggesting it being used.
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Happyfeet sex traction?
Might try some lube.
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Lol. I noticed that along time ago too
Happy Feet Sex Traction Co
I like it.
Also keep in mind this forum while popular. Is still a bubble within a very large ecosystem. There’s plenty of operators and OWNERS that don’t touch base here. Even the other job listing thread is fully automated.
Insta is another bubble. It’s like 5 smushed together wearing a trenchcoat tbh.
Either way best of luck. And bro fr. You gotta learn the game when it comes to resume and applications. Doesn’t matter if your technical skills are amazing you simply won’t get a call back if you can’t convey it in an easy-on-the-eyes one-sheet.
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How about a rebrand? You could try calling yourself something other than happyfeet
I’ve been called happy feet all my life lol
I’m in an unrelated industry and I am currently hiring people. I say this to help you. That resume would end up the trash bin, and I think you should listen to everyone here and reformat it.
Also, I know the economy is fucked, but do yourself and try not to beg/come off as desperate because it can lead to one of 2 thoughts, A: If you need work so bad why not get a temp job? $17/hr is starting rate at many places, that’s almost entry level. Amazon delivery drivers get $18.50. Honestly if you have the experience you should be asking for $21/hr+ . Potential employees will think this.
B: If I were a piece of shit, I’d be inclined to take advantage of you. Hire you on at $17/hr for a management job that should pay $30+
I’m not accusing anyone here of being greedy but there are bosses out there who aren’t obsessed with owning 20 yachts before they die and actually share their spoils.
I wish you the best of luck.
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That’s what you guys don’t understand. I am looking for work in all fields. Am I not spelling that out right?
And as for my resume, I can’t think of anything else. Wanna make one for me? Id appreciate it.
Other than that, if I am being “desperate”, delete my account then. 
